"Chicken" and Dumplings

You know what I freakin' love? Chicken and dumplings.  Too bad I don't eat chicken anymore!  So, I needed a creamy, savory, satisfying substitute.  After much experimentation, I came up with this recipe for "chicken" and dumplings that's made with Quorn, which is a kind of fake chicken you can probably find at your grocery store in the freezer section.  If you can't find Quorn, you could probably substitute another brand of fake chicken patty; just choose something that isn't breaded.

"Chicken" and Dumplings

Ingredients:
2 T. butter
1 t. minced garlic
1/2 large onion, diced
2 medium carrots, peeled and sliced into half-moons
3 celery stalks, sliced into 1/2" pieces
2 medium Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled and diced
3 Quorn "naked" fake chicken breasts, torn into small pieces
1 cup frozen peas
2 t. faux chicken bouillon gel (see below)
6 cups 1% milk
3/4 c. all purpose flour
1/4 t. dried thyme
1/4 t. dried marjoram
1/2 t. ground black pepper
3 dried bay leaves
1 can (8 oz.) refrigerated crescent rolls, sliced into 1/2 inch wide discs

Directions:
In a stock pot, cook garlic, onion, carrot, celery, potato, and Quorn over medium heat until potato is *almost* done. I like to tear up the Quorn instead of dicing it, because it gives it a more realistic texture:

Add peas and cook a few more minutes until the peas are thawed. In a separate bowl, mix the milk, flour, thyme, marjoram, and pepper.  Add the milk mixture to the stock pot and stir.  Add the faux chicken stock and stir until it dissolves.  I like to use Better Than Bouillon No Chicken Base.  If you use something else, you may need to alter the measurements.  Just follow the measurement given on your bouillon for making a quart of stock.

Now add the bay leaves and bring to a boil.  Once the mixture is boiling, drop in the slices of crescent roll dough, cover, and reduce heat.  Simmer for about 10 minutes, or until your dumplings have fluffed up a bit.  You may need to taste test one or two...or four...to make sure they're done. Your dish will end up tasting much better if you make a mess while cooking it.  I swear. ;)

You probably will also want to give it a stir or two while the dumplings are cooking to make sure nothing sticks.  Once your dumplings are fluffy-ish, your "Chicken" and Dumplings are ready!  Just ladle into bowls, top with some more freshly ground black pepper, and serve. 

Squash Casserole

Well, we had the first real family Thanksgiving at our place this year, and it was great! I cooked for about 8 hours straight, but the end result was worth it!  Mom made turkey, cranberry-orange relish, and her EXCELLENT "ramshackle" mac and cheese (trust me, it's awesome!).  I made sweet potato souffle, stuffing, broccoli rice casserole, mashed potatoes, cornbread, Coca-cola cake, and an experimental squash casserole that ended up coming out wonderfully!  I made squash casserole last year from some random internet recipe, and couldn't remember what I put in it.  So this year, I started with Paula Deen's squash casserole recipe and messed with it until it looked tasty to me.  It went over very well, and it's officially being added to my Thanksgiving menu from now on!  It's very easy to put together, and it comes out as a cheesy, bubbly, savory dish. :)

Squash Casserole

8-10 small/medium yellow squash, diced (about 6 cups)
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup sour cream
8 oz. Shredded cheddar
1 large onion, diced
1.5 sleeves ritz crackers, crushed
1 stick salted butter, melted
2 eggs, beaten
2 T. Olive oil
1 tsp. Kosher salt
1 tsp. Freshly ground pepper

Cook squash and onion in olive oil over medium heat until squash begins to break down. Place squash and onion in a colander and squeeze out excess water. Mix squash and onion and all remaining ingredients, reserving a third of the cracker crumbs. Spread into greased 8x8 casserole dish and top with remaining cracker crumbs.
Bake at 400 degrees for 25-30 minutes.

Chickpea Salad

One of the things I miss most about being vegetarian is great chicken or tuna salad.  There are all kinds of meat substitutes out there, but none quite get it right.  However, I discovered that using mashed up chickpeas as the protein actually makes for a really satisfying salad.  Of course, the chickpeas don't taste like chicken, but there's something about the texture that hits the spot. With a little tweaking, you can make this taste either like chicken salad or tuna salad. :)

Chickpea Salad

Ingredients:

2 cans (drained) chickpeas 

1/3 cup light mayonnaise 

1/3 cup chopped sweet onion 

1/3 cup chopped dill pickles 

1 T. pickle juice salt and pepper to taste 

2" square of nori (optional)

Directions:
Mash up the chickpeas with a potato masher, or by blending briefly in a food processor. They should have some chunky bits still, but be pretty creamy when stirred. Add the remaining ingredients (except nori) and stir to combine. This recipe makes about nine 1/3 cup servings, but that will vary a tad if you use more or less onion and pickle. If you want this to taste more like tuna salad, then add the nori to the food processor with the chickpeas, or grind it up separately and add it to the salad. This will give a slightly fishy flavor like you would have with tuna salad.